Kenley loves the little mermaid. She ran in the living room last night to tell us that the Sea Witch Monster was going to get Ariel.
Cale, horsing around, looms over Kenley like a giant gorilla and says, “Well I’m the Daddy Monster and Im going to get a Kenley-Rawr!” Kenley, puts her hands on her hips (a la peter pan)and says, “Oh no you won’t Daddy Monster because I’m a Kenley Monster!” Right about the time she said Kenley, she emphasized her statement with a vertical jump. Unfortunately, Cale was bent almost in half, leaning directly over her head growling and doing a gorilla dance(Daddy Monster intimidation) when she jumped and well, the Kenley Monster won. He then started howling, grabbed his nose and ran to the bathroom. I was bawling on the couch I was laughing so hard. I kept trying to be serious and tell the kid she hurt her daddy and it wasn’t funny- but I don’t think she believed me. I told her she needed to go kiss daddy and make it all better. –Bad Idea. Turns out Cale ‘s nose was a blood faucet and his face was pretty well swelling up. The kiss on his forehead didn’t make it any better.
Round 1 goes to the Kenley Monster...Next time Daddy will know better.